So my date (yes, date) was a disaster.
But at least my friends weren’t hiding in the toilet.

Jay: Thanks to me, we’re now watching Simon get wanked off.
Will: Yes, well we really do have a lot to thank you for.
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Jay: Gettin’ a bit weird now.
Neil: I don’t like it when he makes eye contact.
Will: None of us do Neil.

I didn’t have internet last night. So here’s some response gifs from a random SNL episode (35.13 Jon Hamm):


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