Well, you know what dad? You know what? Peter’s gay. GAY!

Parks response gifs

Secretly, you’re not a doucher.

I’m awesome.

Read my lips: AL-EE-GAY-TORS.

Fozzie: I’m so nervous. If I’m not funny I won’t be able to live with myself.
Honeydew: Well, then you’ll have to get another apartment, won’t you?

You make such good coffee.

Nick Offerman in ‘The Go-Getter’