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Posts tagged omg.
is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
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Miss Steele, you are not just a pretty face. You’ve had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me.
Fifty Shades of Grey is ridonk, you guys. Here are some of its funniest lines. (via entertainmentweekly)
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An image from within the Rolling Stone magazine, 1980.
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i bet bey and jay made a playlist for this momentous occasion. but instead of using various artists .. they just use their own music .. like ..
- b and jay have sex to induce labor: “fuck all nite” - jay z
- b suddenly feels the baby shifting: “feelin’ it” - jay z
- b’s water breaks: “lift off” - watch the throne
- b starts her contractions: “oh my god” - jay z
- jay reminds b that they made this baby: “i made it” - jay z
- b starts to hate jay for all of this pain: “resentment” -beyoncé
- jay keeps reminding b to breathe: “lose my breath” - destiny’s child
- b actually punches jay because all of the pain: “naughty girl” - beyoncé
- b works through the pain: “survivor” - destiny’s child
- b’s at 8cm: “countdown” - beyoncé
- the baby crowns: “a star is born” - jay z
- the doctor announces that it’s a healthy baby girl: “girls, girls, girls” - jay z
- b holds her baby girl for the first time: “run the world (girls)” - beyoncé
- birth of the baby girl is announced to the fans: at last - beyoncé
- family prepares for world domination: “run this town” - jay z
