Posts tagged ok cupid profile.
So who wants to show up at my house tomorrow morning with coffee and pastries and a copy of assassin’s creed 3 and then just sit quietly on the couch until I need something else?
“this show is terrible” proceeds to marathon it
Is spelling and grammar really that important to you that you have to be a jerk about it and how often do you think it’s resulted in you making fun of someone who has dyslexia or doesn’t speak english as their first language
Sorry I only date girls who walk into 1st period 15 minutes late with their hands full with their sunglasses on sipping on a Starbucks frapp with their keys making a lot of noise as they sit down.
what do i look for in a boyfriend? nutrients. i enter through his bellybutton and burrow deep into his stomach where i live undetected for months until i am strong enough to take over the body. he is mine now. i am him. i am ready.
hobbies include: watching men cry, being an internet, sighing