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So my date (yes, date) was a disaster.
But at least my friends weren’t hiding in the toilet.

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Jay: Thanks to me, we’re now watching Simon get wanked off.
Will: Yes, well we really do have a lot to thank you for.
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Jay: Gettin’ a bit weird now.
Neil: I don’t like it when he makes eye contact.
Will: None of us do Neil.

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Gabe: There are plenty of people who love touching me.

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gahh!

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She’s got junk in her trunk.

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You have to take your shoes off.

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“Don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.”