Top 30 movies → # 07 : Monty Python and The Holy Grail
“No, no. So… what else floats in water?” “Bread.” “Apples.” “Very small rocks.” “Cider.” “Gravy.” “Cherries.” “Mud.” “Churches.” “Lead! Lead!!”
Director: Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
Cast: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin…
Synopsis: King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many very silly obstacles.
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Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s the joke, it’s true
You’ll see, it’s all a show, keep them laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!”
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It’s a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it’s just three thousand light years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go ‘round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.