Asking Amy: Extended 2013 Best Buy Game Day Commercial
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Posts tagged Amy Poehler.
Amy Poehler on George Clooney’s lap at 2013 Golden Globes
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Everybody talks about how getting older sucks. Which it does, it sucks. But one or two good things about getting older is that you care less about being cool and therefore you’re kind of cooler because of it. Because caring about worrying about being cool is the absolute worst. You’re in a prison, you can never win.”
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I never get sick of watching these two women joke about how unattractive and awkward they are. How they eat too much food and don’t exercise. How hard dating is for them. I love that these two attractive white women play reasonably wealthy characters and those characters are the poster children for awkward women.
Just kidding, it actually frustrates me!
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“I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a lot of people. But other than that, I’m really fun to be around.”
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This week, Foster Friess - the billionaire backer of Rick Santorum - joked that when he was young, women held an aspirin between their knees for birth control. Good one. But do you really want to start a discussion of healthcare with “When I was young…”? When you were young, people died of polio. I mean, really?
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AMY ON WILL: Any chance—pretty please with a cherry top—she and Arnett will grace the big or small screen together again soon? “I mean, I love everything Will does,” Poehler says admiringly (but not gushingly). “There was no bigger fan of Arrested Development than me, Gob’s real wife.
WILL ON AMY: Fortunately for Amy, I wasn’t drinking anymore when we met. I’d been sober for six months. I had a lengthy love-hate relationship with boissons alcoolisées, as the French say. Amy and I were introduced by a mutual friend, but I’d actually known about her for a few years prior to that. I went to see her when she was performing in the Upright Citizen’s Brigade in New York. Weirdly enough, I first saw her perform with my then girlfriend and a good buddy. After the show, we went out and I talked on and on about how funny Amy was, and how amazing and fantastic and talented. And my girlfriend said, “God, you’ve got a crush on that girl.” “What? No! Amy who? That’s silly. [Laughs nervously.] I’m not going to marry her… [Long pause.] eventually.” I used to live around the corner from the UCB Theater and I’d go see her do improv all the time. That sounds a lot creepier than it was. I mean, I never cut up letters from assorted magazines in order to create a note for her. But I did eventually win her over with sex. I’m not gonna lie. And the fact that we’re both in comedy was just icing on that cake. [His cellphone rings.] Hey look, Amy’s calling now. [He picks up.] Hey, babe. I’m just finishing up here. Are you gonna be up for a few minutes? [Pause.] Really? [Long pause.] Really? [Long pause.] Okay, I’ll call you soon. [He hangs up. A beat.] Bitch. God, what a ball buster.
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